Piranha II: The Spawning (1981) by James Cameron - (2/10)

Only interesting and memorably thing about this movie is that this was strangely enough James Cameron’s directorial debut. In hindsight it is amazing how his career turned out given such a start.

Patch Adams (1998) by Tom Shadyac - (2/10)

I am pretty sure that, that kind of attitude in real life will get patients kill that is if you ever manage to get a medical license. Not a big fan of “woo, yeah, let us have fun and play”, oeps sorry you have leukaemia and 2 people died in ER while I was having fun here. Also the movie is moronic beyond redemption. Doctors already have a good, humanistic thing going. Robin Williams might quite possibly be the least funny “comedian” ever, if you need proof check out his stand-up acts, atrocious beyond belief.

Transformers (2007) by Michael Bay - (2/10)

I do not remember seeing a movie, this was 3 hours of things flashing on the screen, transformers transforming, teenagers running and a lot of driving and also explosions. I cannot say that this was bad because I do not even consider this to be a movie. There was some plot that took about 45 seconds of the total duration. Not sure if there were characters in it. Mildly enjoyable if you like shiny stuff but I found that there was no substance or even a movie to be found anywhere in this thing.
Also I felt like the transformers were like too movable. They had too many moving parts. I remember them – a little bit – from my youth and they were cute because they could turn to something human-like with very little moving parts. They still looked like cars after transforming, I kind of liked that, that was gone in this movie, too much CGI and a demand for it, I suppose.

Diabolique (1996) by Jeremiah S. Chechik – (2/10)

Utterly pointless remake – starring Sharon Stone – of a classic movie that was already perfect the first time around. I did see this one first, didn’t think much of it. Liked the original a lot more when I saw it.